(The text has been slightly formatted. Changed two names and one email id to protect the innocent. It had happened in gtalk. The nick of Aditya was his cellphone number which is replaced by his real nickname.)
Sai: whats up adi?
Adi: hello
Sai: grades?
Adi: grades means?
Sai: all the grades which you got so far in this sem
Adi: 1st of all who r u?
Sai: wtf? Sai Deep... didn't you get my name?
Adi: i 4got u
Sai: aha.. really..i remember you.. tell me your grades
Adi: really u r frm?
Sai: try DA-IICT
Adi: soory i cant
Sai: can't remember what? me or daiict?
Adi: u & ur name
Sai: but you do remember daiict?
Adi: daiict means?
Sai: you don't remeber even that i see... what are you studying now?
Adi: m.sc
Sai: where?
Adi: 4 wat
Sai: for making you remember me
Adi: hyd
Sai: which college?
(after a long time)
Adi: <xyz college> secundrabad
Sai: why this long to tell your college name?
Adi: <xyz college>
ok
Sai: where are you now?
Adi: secundrabad
Sai: i meant.. at home or at net center or college?
Adi: net centre
Sai: no pc at home? where is your home btw?
Adi: i am asking only one question dnt tell lie
Sai: sure
Adi: u r frm?& wat r u dng?
Sai: i will if i know whom i'm answering to... is this aditya?
Adi: hello i am not aditya. u r frm where
Sai: then who are you? i thought it was aditya's account
Adi: <a girl's name>
Sai: isn't this aditya's account?
Adi: SORRY I DNT NO
Sai: didn't know?
Adi: s
Sai: are you related to him?
Adi: no
Sai: then? how did ya get a hold of this account?
Adi: i dnt no i cant hold any accounts
Sai: i meant how is it that you are chatting from his account?
Adi: i am <name> just
Sai: yeah.. you told me
but your photo is real cute though :P
(The photo I could see was Aditya's. Really funny photo for a lady)
Adi: my photo... where it is
Sai: ya.. the one you and i can see on gtalk
Adi: i cant understand
Sai: what are you using for chatting?
Adi: yahoo messenger
Sai: aah.. you are using yahoo messenger to chat using gmail account?
Adi: ok
Sai: what? it is not possible to do that!
Adi: but i cant do any thing...1st of all i am asking one question
Sai: sure...
Adi: wat r u dng?where r u frm?
Sai: i'm sai deep, studying in daiict, in gandhinagar
ok? from hyd actually
Adi: ok... wat course?
Sai: now tell me about what client you are using to chat?
your one question was over :P
Adi: sorry
Sai: you are really not aditya?
Adi: u r asking so many questions
Sai: and sure are not playing around?
Adi: thats y i dnt tell answer u
u r playing with
i am not aditya
Sai: sure.. promise?
Adi: sure promiseeeeeeeeeeeeeee..............
Sai: then how are chatting under his name?
Adi: no i am chatting my account
Sai: but i see you under aditya's name
Adi: <the girl's name>@yahoo.com this is my mail id
Sai: oh.. i'm seeing you under aditya's name in my friends list
Adi: ok. thanks 4 chatting
Sai: you mean i was talkng to a girl all this time???
OMG
Adi: byeeeee
i dnt no abt u
Sai: i know
Adi: thats y i am not free 2 chat with u
byeeee
Sai: ok... bye
Adi: thanks 4 chating
Sai: sorry for this misunderstanding anyway
Adi: ok
Sai: bye
Sent at 11:43 AM on Tuesday
Adi: byeeee
Sent at 11:43 AM on Tuesday
(End of conversation)
You can imagine my amazement that morning. It turns out Aditya was not at all involved in the conversation (initially I thought he was playing around but after "he" persisted for that long during the chat session, it seemed unlikely anyway). The weird thing is that she claims to be from Secunderabad while Adi lives in Vizag and that was where he lasted check his account (in a net cafe).
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