First Episode

me2: Dude, this is too expensive.
me1: Think of it as a celebration.
me2: A celebration for what?
me1: A celebration of not having anything to celebrate. Once you become rich and famous, you won't have quiet moments like this.
me2: ...

(cold air blows)

A New Series

me1: Which douche turned on the light?
me2: God.
me1: What?
me2: It's sunlight you idiot!
me1: I didn't know you believed in God.
me2: Whatever created the universe is the God for me. "He" could be a symmetry breaking event for all I know.
me1: I see